| Profiles | Rob's Comments |
| 1) Stupid Monkey | This dude seems to have some kind of obsession with monkies. That's a bit silly. But there's always his legendary spy-cam idea to vindicate him. |
| 2) Dave | I don't really know this dude too well. |
| 3) Numa | I know even less about this guy. |
| 4) Brian Kelly | Well, everyone knows.. as far as Larisa on the double-ya double-ya bouble-ya is concerned, Brian Poindexter Kelly is the authority. (larisa.com) And he hasn't a hair on his head! |
| 5) Dan | Yes. Dan - another faithful Larisa fan/webmaster. Not only is he the founder of the Larisa Place.. he also started the acclaimed Wholeympics and the intriguing Dollar Bill Project. Not to mention his tasty Fried Elvis recipe. Although, when it comes to telemarketing.. he sucks bigtime shit. :-) |
| 6) Pearshaped | A fairly new guy on the Larisa.com scene.. he might be cool.. he might suck.. I have yet to decide. |
| 7) Brad G. | Yes. Brad - one of the least faithful of all Larisa fans/webmasters. This dude has serious issues. Although he is often humorous.. it is my belief he is secretly employed by the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. |
| 8) Oompaloompa | A fairly new character as well. Suspiciously enough.. he always refers to himself as "the big Oompa".. what exactly is an oompa? |
| 9) Lisa | I wouldn't know Lisa if she came up and bit me in the ass. |
| 10) Jay | Ahh.. Jay. This guy tells it like it is, which is fairly cool. Unfortunately he places higher priority on Katie Holmes than he does Larisa Oleynik.. different strokes.. for different folks.. I suppose. |
| 11) Vira | It's a guy.. with a chick's name. Crazy stuff eh? Yep. He has a little group of internet buddies that design computer games.. which is pretty darn snappy. |
| 12) Bighead | This guy has the biggest head you'll ever encounter. Whether it is due to his oversized ego or due to some unfortunate birth defect.. I have yet to find out. He does give Larisa.com a lot of Larisa scans.. so he's rad. |
| 13) Scared | Scared.. scared.. scared.. what can I say about this legendary man?.. Too much.. too much to write here. |
| 14) Talez | This dude is from Australia. And he really really hates Bighead. |
| 15) Rob M. | This guy is amazing. Probably the raddest larisa webmaster that ever existed! |
| 16) Marvin | I don't know Marvin that well. |
| 17) Aeon_Flux | This is the dude that hangs out on Undernet in #larisa 24-7. Although he never says much.. when he does.. it's always legendary. |
| 18) The Fisherman | This dude thinks he's some kinda big time magician.. he thinks he's friggin Houdini. But he's cool.. one of the very original Larisa fans. Yep. |
| 19) Millenium | I think this is the person who's got a new celebrities web site coming out and he likes Larisa.com, so you never know we could be destined for the big leagues.. :-) |
| 20) Birdo | Birdo's a new addition to Larisa.com's chat board scene.. he seems like a fairly amicable (is that a word?) character! |
| 21) Mowgli | Mowgli - you know, the little monkey boy from the Jungle Book. Yeah well, he has quite a lot to say! |
| 22) Aussie Guy | One of our many many Australian discussion board participants. Oh those Australians are a fun bunch. |
| 23) THÊ_ÐRËÅMÈR | This is the guy that got it all started here at Larisa.com. Yep, he told people to come chat here.. they came. Now, he struggles to get an apologetic post in a month.. ahhh well.. :-) |
| 24) NAOYA | One word - Japanese. |
| 25) Payatt | Payatt happens to be THE man. His dad's rich and buys him cars. I want one. |
| 26) Adam | I don't know Adam too well. |
| 27) Per Eklund | Per has been around forever, now he is off serving his mandatory time in the Swedish military. And, let me tell you, the Swedish military ain't no cake walk. DU HAST!!! |
| 28) Durron | Durron's an old school Larisa fan. Back in the day - me and him would sit on IRC and bitch about how much Brad and Dan (listed above) sucked. Great fun really. |
| 29) dave | Dave drives a truck for PVC. |
| 30) ay you | I can't know everyone.. now can I? |
| 31) Josh | No, I can't. |
| 32) ÐêåÐ Zðmßíë | This guy "broke into a trainyard with his friend" - Ain't he Mr. Cool? |
| 33) Jesse | Cool guy - big fan of Burt Reynolds - but we can forgive him for that. |
| 34) Vijay | Seems like a non-loser. |
| 35) the great one | You should see this guy's Larisa web page - It's THE BEST ON THE INTERNET. Really. |
| 36) justin defee | I have an friend whose in engineering and he would like this guy. |
| 37) assaf kovo | Larisa's his "Star in the dark sky"! |
| 38) Lucas Burke | He's 13 - yes he is. |
| 39) David Smith | This guy never liked the New Kids - what's up with that? |
| 40) Starang Wundah | Funny guy - and a participant of Larisa.com's chat place. |
| 41) Shane Lailhengue | Don't repeat this to anyone, but word on the street is.. Corey and this guy got drunk with 2 girls in an abandoned house. Ooo. |
| 42) Hugh Fiore | He once saw Larisa! |
| 43) Matt | He visits this website daily! HE DA MAN! |
| 44) Threnody | Ohh! Our buddy Threnody takes the cake for the longest Larisa-fan profile yet! Brew yourself some coffee and click on the link and settle in for an evening of quality reading. :) If you haven't read enough by then .. you can always swing by the chat board and ask him more about his life! |
| 45) lindsey | Don't look now... but.. I think it's a girl! (gasp) |
| 46) Duncan Holland | Duncan Holland is an avid participator in the Larisa.com mailing list. |
| 47) David Campbell | He owns a successful multimedia business and he's only 15! Right. |
| 48) Ben | He "loves Larisa Oleynik". How original. |
| 49) Danny.c | His humorous tale about his footpath expedition never ceases to amuse me. Ha he ho. |
| 50) Andrew Mushing | Mushing - what an unfortunate last name. |
| 51) Jacob | ??? |
| 52) sharon aharon | If your last name is "Aharon" you should not call your kid "Sharon".. that's just cruel. |
| 53) Kristie | Woa - three in a row! |
| 54) CuteGirl | Sounds like a kinky one! Nice picture - (send me more). :-) |
| 55) David82 | This guy gave me sexual favours in the cold room... |
| 56) Pezmaster | |
| 57) Zoot | |
| 58) Cold Burn | |
| 59) Mike | |
| 60) Thingy | |
| 61) FreakMaster Flash | |
| 62) kaze | |
| 63) Cammy Boy | |
| 64) trippmc19 | |
| 65) Jeff | |
| 66) Zip-Six | |
| 67) Funnyclaw | |
| 68) Guttermouth | |
| 69) Robert Ramos | |
| 70) Biff | |
| 71) Moe | |
| 72) chode | |
| 73) Brad | |
| 74) DJ Tomer Wolf | |
| 75) Threnody | |
| 76) NY | |
| 77) Daphne | |
| 78) larisa, my dog.ummmm | |
| 79) Pokey | |
| 80) Nick | |
| 81) Boy_of_death | |
| 82) Ghoatboy | |
| 83) Funkwomble | |
| 84) BoRED | |
| 85) Cranberrie | |
| 86) Tony | |
| 87) simple, tex, hiltron | |
| 88) Josh | |
| 89) The Smooooth Operator | |
| 90) Sam Huang | |
| 91) Fcmonkey | |
| 92) Tha Fox | |
| 93) Eric Morris | |
| 94) Freak_VE | |
| 95) web_610 | |
| 96) Steve | |
| 97) Skanky :) | |
| 98) Taylor | |
| 99) Axel | |
| 100) Tucows | |
| 101) "The E-Mailking" | |
| 102) Alex | |
| 103) AJ | This AJ character sure is wacky.. But, he got to meet Larisa - and he gave us here at the site the picture, so he's coo. |
| 104) Dream Knight | This person's favorite saying is "Uuurgghhh", hence I think he is a moron. |
| 105) Aussie Guy | He's a WWWBoard fanatic from Australia. Gotta love 'em. Although, he thinks my NKOTB question is a serious one, hes still ok |
| 106) Dei | Dei is a regular member of the Larisa.com WebBoard community. |
| 107) Michael Long | He likes Larisa, on a scale of 1 to 10.. 13. |
| 108) Dave FightFight | He carries a picture of her in his wallet. Hmm. |
| 109) shortstop | Likes the Jam! |
| 110) David | He may just be a hermaphrodite. |
| 111) Nguyen Hong Long | He doesn't like the New Kids at all. What about Pearl Jam he asks? |
| 112) Anthony | Uh. Yah. |
| 113) Mike | Skateboarding is not a crime. |
| 114) Zack Bennett | His claim to fame is that he was the "first guy in America to have a crush on Larisa". Right. |
| 115) Matt | His favorite new kid is "Gwen". Nice. |
| 116) Beardie | His favorite saying is "What ever you reckon". I am going to have to start saying that. |
| 117) nbajammer | He likes Britney Spears. Sometimes she runs, some times she hides. |
| 118) çh®ì | Holy ass. This guy sure likes using the funky characters. What a cool cool guy. Really. |
| 119) Brother Funk/ DJ Bogen | Sex : "Yes please.." - how original. |
| 120) julie | her favorite saying is, "Lets get it on". |
| 121) Sophie | She's in a band. Broken World. |
| 122) Willicone | What a baseball playing badass! |
| 123) ~~RANDALL~~ | He likes going online, but not when it interferes with his soccer! |
| 124) Travis Hayes | Beware guys who listen to Sarah Maclachlan. |
| 125) Cristov | The cops fed him Mr. Freezes when he was 3. |
| 126) Mark McGuire | He likes Larisa more deeper than a black hole...? |
| 127) Dominic | He likes to play his trumpet.. heh.. heh.. heh. |
| 128) Sac | He likes Larisa more than a shovel can dig a hole.. where do these people come up with this stuff? |
| 129) Jen Shamrock | Jen Shamrock. Sounds like the name of a bond girl. Doesn't it? |
| 130) Spacehog | This guy can rock out. |
| 131) Drew | So much to say. |
| 132) spaz | He has an alter dedicated to Larisa. |
| 133) Jane | She likes Limp Bizkit. She did it for the nookie.. so you can take that cookie and shove it up your YAHHHHHHHH! |
| 134) Travis Pinsonnault | He has run through his school naked. Charming. |
| 135) Angie | She has a band. NextWav. What is it with all these chick bands? |
| 136) Heath | The surf is pumping. |
| 137) Rick | He likes larisa more than vegeta digs bulma. ?? |
| 138) nick ahloe | Oh my lord. This man has a lot of interesting things to say. The longest profile yet. |
| 139) Ryan | He got banned from the zoo for tossing a coke can at the monkeys. Heh.. can you say moron? I can. |
| 140) zerocool | Nothing to say. |
| 141) jofis | Joe is a pessimist, hence "no one can win an argument with" him.. umm. yah. Okay then. |
| 142) Octavius | Gob is good. |
| 143) Percy Ednalino | He thinks he could take Ricky Martin on. |
| 144) Punksatony Phil The Mad Rapper | This guy's pretty rad. You can find him on the chat board as well as on IRC. Ahh, the mad raper. |
| 145) Scott Jarvis | This guy is a smart ass. |
| 146) sweet-pussy | He enjoys "regurgitator"'s song entitled, "I want to lick your asshole". Okay then. |
| 147) Mlkmnsenmy | Wow. This guy sure seems normal. And I don't mean that sarcastically at all. No. Not at all. |
| 148) hazelle | One of her favorite things to do is "Face a pc". Sounds erotic. |
| 149) niño | Uh ya. |
| 150) Sum Dum Gai | He likes the tea party. He can't be that dumb. |
| 151) Jerome | He likes the new kids. Big time. |
| 152) Graham | Verbose. |
| 153) The great One , Shaft | He likes Basketball. Ugh. |
| 154) Beefy | He likes larisa. |
| 155) sXe steve | This guy is what we in the business call a "poser". |