The following message is from a guy who we shall call Mr. X, because
he doesn't know I'm posting this message. But it was in response to
the closing of my old site (N.W.L), and it made me laugh. Here is the message:
N.W.L no no no more like K. K. P. King Kevin Property. Now unless you
want a T.S.W. Tony Sulley Wappin shut your bitch ass. Before you
get a F.U.Y.A Foot Up Your Ass. Good! Bye!!
PS. You and her? Ha! Ha! Ha! She don't date shit. She takes them! Bye!!
Do I sense some hostility Mr. X?
I like this message for so many different reasons. Thank you for
sending it to me. It conjured up the image of some derranged individual frantically
typing away in his padded cell at the insane asylum. A priceless image, I might add.
First of all, your usage of acronyms made me laugh. Especially
since I have no idea who King Kevin is. Although, I am quite convinced that a 'wappin' of the
Tony Sulley variety is especially viscious. And I most certainly would not want
an FUYA!
As for my favorite line, "She don't date shit. She takes them!" Heh, that
is a good line - I must admit. But where you got the idea that I was out to score
a date with Larisa - I have no idea.
