What are you? Dumb?

I've been receiving all sorts of messages addressed "to Larisa" all throughout my long career as a Larisa web-guy. Which, strikes me as pretty damn stupid. Check out some of the messages I've received here at the "mailbag":

Dear:Larisa hi my name is Raphael I live in Miami I saw you in the movie Ten things I hate about you and I think your the Hotest girl!!!! in the world and the most finest girl.And I wrote a poem:Roses are red vilets are blue your very buteaful and I like you.

Larisa Larisa - you're better than Clarissa. I love you!

I am your biggest fan, and i had to tell you that. Now that you know. Please e-mail me in return!

How stupid can you get?

I mean.. it's hilariously stupid when you consider that the only section in this entire site that has the email address: mailbag@larisa.com, contains a page with the words "Bite Me Larisa!" sprawling in bold print across the top.

Hell, the e-mail address is even surrounded by a paragraph describing what the proper use of said address is. Do you people just ignore all the content of these pages and just click wildly on anything that resembles an e-mail address? I could understand if there were one or two of you who didn't bother to read anything on any of the pages here at Larisa.com (because, if you do, you'll realize that Larisa is in no way connected to the site), but it's not just one or two people. We're talking about a mass onslaught of people confessing their undying love for Larisa. Imagine if Larisa actually did have an internet mailing address. You know how much worthless "I love you!!!"-style mail she'd get?

Anyway people, start putting the mailbag to good use. E-mail me something insightful, and I'll post that. But please, stop with the to-larisa messages!